The Dan Marino

So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.

Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"

Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."

by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009

Morino

a guy who grew up in NJ lives in PA but mysteriously has a Brooklyn accent and a pencil mustache AKA Pocono Pedro.

Marty got herself a Morino and won't let go.

by p3krew July 14, 2009

Merigold

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.

Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

by ~*Tha Last of Tha Real G's*~ February 17, 2010

Upper Merion High

Upper Merion High school is /not/ A bad school, despite what the other two retarded definitions might say. Hell, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? It's a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that's about it. Bullshit on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.

Person on Urbandictionary: What the hell is this? Upper Merion High isn't a bad school, I need to make a definition that tells that it isn't what those posers say about my school.

by TheTruthAboutUMHS September 19, 2009

san marino

A city on Los Angeles county in Southern California. It is located east of Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Valley. It covers 3.8 square miles and has a population of around 13,000 people.

WTF are we gonna do in San Marino tonight?

by Nelson B August 8, 2005

meringue garcia

durring fellatio, while the man is cumming, he slaps the girl in the face with a pie

I used a tastykake for a meringue garcia

by Tony from South Jersey January 24, 2005

Merindah

Pronounced Murr-Rin-Duh
Merindah is Indigenous Australian for Beautiful/Pretty woman.

Is unique, unusual and amazing all at once.

Merindah is a name often used for gardens and parks.

1) "Merindah is one wacky girl!"

2) "Let's take the train to Merindah Park."

by Mimzula July 9, 2014