merch

to put something on god, to swear, like you’re not lying.

john: yo nigga you took my shit?
andrew: nah nigga ian take yo shit
john: bruh merch you ain’t take my shit
andrew: merch ian take yo shit

by Yourfavdarkskinnnn🥰 November 6, 2023

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

Merch

It means to like prove what you said

"Merch! You really got a Gucci bag"

by BrandiMappGrl October 25, 2019

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.

you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.

by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021

dp merch

big long cock

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022