merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."

Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.

by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005

merkin

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.

by Doctor Huang April 26, 2011

marakie

a bossy, controlling and competitive girl who always wants to win in sports even if its against her own family.

marakie is so bossy

by marakie July 8, 2017

meradith

A classic girl who reeeeaaalllyyyy likes classic rock. She has the curliest hair in the world and is generally insane. Despite this though she is very lovable and a caring friend. She is sooo pretty and has the biggest brownest eyes ever. Meradith is a tom-boy and you will never forget her pudding smile.

Meradith ran around taking selfies

by omg I'm awesomely awesome sass April 18, 2015

merkin

a swab for a cannon.

use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.

by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009