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Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.
Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.
by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008
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Memory leech

A person, place or thing that when nearby, or directly confronted, causes you to lose track of your thinking. A memory leech can cause you to forget words, or whole ideas.
Whenever I'm talking to my friend, Jordan, I just cannot remember what I wanted to say. He's definately a memory leech.
by Roþot October 19, 2009
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memory of a fox

Steel-trap mind. great at recalling things at the drop of a hat!
Claire has the memory of a fox.
by KBURR May 9, 2011
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memory-holing

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston
In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.
by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022
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convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.
Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."
by badazzMC March 21, 2010
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Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook
Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011
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muscle memory-loss

1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.
I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015
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