Mauling The Midget

masterbating

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

maul ball

When two individuals engage in frantic, desperate, primal~easier sexual intercourse, effectively mauling one another. The resultant action tends to resemble one of those cartoon dust clouds with various protruding arms and legs.

Fuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhk I haven't seen u in a faaaahahahahahahahakin weeeeeeek we're gonna make such a faakin mawlbawl (maul ball)

by VikingQueen2000 November 27, 2017

loose maul

n. Rugby term for a savage pile of crushing behemoths that isn't quite as organized as a scrumor as jumbled as aruck.

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Penalty to red:; offside:; a loose maul had formed ... I think.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Darth Maul (verb)

To kill off a potentially interesting character despite their continued potential utility in storytelling

I hope they don’t darth maul (verb)* Captain Phazma

*don’t actually use the “(verb)” while writing, that is only there so urban dictionary accepts this

by Put you are Name here April 28, 2019

Darth Mauling

The act of attaching a strap-on to your rear and fucking two girls doggy style from both sides, switching from time to time

I wonder if Jessica and Sarah would be down for a little Darth Mauling later

by dwaynedamane September 30, 2020

Dark Maul Naboo

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.

Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021