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matthaha

A legendary figure. One of the most powerful cult leaders in the world, hundreds of people joining the matthaha cult (also known as the haha cult) everyday. Known also as the one and only "matthew laughter". matthaha shall rule the world.
Person posts something funny
Someone: haha that was funny, whats happening?
matthaha: you're going through the haha process
someonehaha: you're right. I think my true form is part of the haha cult. Everyone should join the matthaha cult!
by Muatex January 21, 2021
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The Matathias Effect

The way you feel after a sexual partner leaves you for someone else.
She felt the matathias effect after being left by her bf of 6 months.
by Dr. Ralph November 28, 2010
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Mattia Polibio

A TikTok boy who rose to fame after licking toilets. Possibly the most average looking guy you'll ever see. Kind of resembles the Good Dinosaur.
Person 1: did you see Mattia Polibio's tiktok yesterday?
Person 2: ion fucking care what he's up to, don't you have better things to worry about?
by youdon'tscareme December 24, 2019
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Mathias

Boy who usually fucks around but he is really kind and friendly at the same time. When you know him correctly and are close to him, he is the best person you could meet. Might be insecure and gets along with everybody. Tries to find his soul-mate and keeps his circle small.
- You know anything about the dude in red?

~ yuh, he is Mathias.
by itskaylabitch September 5, 2018
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Mattia

Mattia is a handsome boy with olive skin and green hazel eyes that could take your breath away he also has perfect cheek bones and teeth shaped like nifes he has a funny cheeky and scary personality and if you mess with him or his family and friends he will end u he is tall and sweet
“What school does mattia go to
I want mattia”
by Perezlove November 7, 2020
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Mattia Polibio

A racist and homophobic dude that’s still relevant even though he should be cancelled and he made fun of anorexic and fat people, and only got cancelled for his hair but not actual stuff that’s bad
person 1: omg did you hear about that Mattia polibio did?
person 2: yeah he’s a bitchhh
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Matthias

Matthias' are the kinda of guys that all guys want to be and all girls want. He is the guy that you will never see upset because hes always cool, calm and relaxed. Matthias' have a great sense of humor that is always making people laugh and putting people in a good mood.

Matthias' are always active and very athletic. When it comes to sports (esspecialy basketball) they are absolute beasts. Matthias' are very strong and will impress you with their six pack abs and ripped guns. Matthias' will also never let you down with penis size.

If you are ever in a relationship with a Matthias, you have found your dream guy. He is always loyal and will never let you down. He will stick with you and treat you like a queen.

Matthias' are very smart people. They do very well in school and always have one of the highest averages. All teachers love Matthias'. They think he is a lovely student, but outside of class he is a whole different person.

If you are a Matthias or you know one, you're a very lucky person.
Wow Matthias is everything I wish I was. A real 10/10!
by Mitch letner July 13, 2018
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