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Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021
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Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music
Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course
by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021
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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
by Pe/nis December 8, 2022
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mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
by grs! November 4, 2022
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