Mariah carey

Miss piggy’s middle aged twin who has the stage presence of a drunken cardboard cut out in a bad prom dress

She showed up at the party giving Mariah Carey

by Klr055 October 20, 2025

Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 8, 2022

Mariah Carey

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her

Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name

by Samowo June 13, 2020

Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music

Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you

by wvalenti12 November 21, 2021