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Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.
"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"
by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008
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Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"
by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016
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Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
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smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.
boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*
by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006
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Manatee

Dude that guy over there is fat and smelly, a real manatee.
by ManateesSucks December 7, 2004
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Manatee

"Check out that bear!"
"No, he's not furry, he's more of a manatee."
"Eww."
by Pseudonym6931 January 24, 2017
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land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow
The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.
by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010
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