short man syndrome

usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature

Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!

by Sum Guy February 11, 2006

Little Man Syndrome

A person generally short who possesses the same qualities as Donald Trump.

That dude acts just like Donald Trump, he must have Little Man Syndrome

by 10597thunder August 18, 2016

fat man syndrome

Doctors diagnose many teens with "fat man syndrome" because they are injured due to their BMI index that is off the charts. Generally, heel injuries are the most common causing the person to limp like a chodus maximus. Be aware that a person limping might not have "fat man syndrome," but instead chode spasms.

That kid limping looks like an idiot because of his heel; we probably have another case of "fat man syndrome."

by thechodemaster January 13, 2009

Small man syndrome

When a small, often aggressive natured person cannot accept that being small is without benefits and is a taller man lesser. They often act immaturely and hang around girls to cover themselves from the truth of being scared of other males. The small man often hides deep secrets.

Have you heard Matty I heard he, totally has small man syndrome.

by Basil Bacon November 28, 2014

Koolaid man syndrome

Koolaid syndrome also known as the Kasheffect is a gift/mental defect someone is given/born with at birth when the gifted one is so incredibly awesome and cool and amazing it pushes them to achieve great things

Mother: Doctor my baby isn’t like other children what’s wrong

Doctor: Madam nothing is wrong with your child he simple has a rare case of Koolaid man syndrome your child is incredibly awesome!

by Koolaid man May 5, 2021

Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.

Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.

by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020