Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

mald

when a burger ass nigga is mad balding

1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.

by band man. February 8, 2022

Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

Mald

A word, with a combination between the word mad and bald, often used in video games and first person shooters (FPS)

Mald, cope, seethe, dilate.

by Atomy boi June 28, 2022

Mald

where someone gets scared and angry over a moira main

"Wow, that guy was pretty mald, I wonder how scared he is of a Moira main."

by vclair February 7, 2021

Mald

To mald is to get so incredibly enraged that your hair falls out. It is commonly used among the Twitch community.

Xqc is malding hard right now.

by Johnathon F. Doeterary March 5, 2023

malding

when you're mad and you're balding

"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"

by throwawaygh June 24, 2021