A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.
I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
Get the macroasshole mug."macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.
macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.
"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"
"Please be quiet during the exam."
"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"
"Please be quiet during the exam."
by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022
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Portuguese word for monkey, can be used as a derogatory term toward Brazilians, usually because of they annoying behavior in the internet, such as spam or trolls.
Example in Discord;
João: huehuehueheuhuehue Come to Brazil XDD Brazil numero uno hueheieh
Charles: Can you stop spamming?
João: XDDD
Bradley: Don't worry, he's a macaco.
João: huehuehueheuhuehue Come to Brazil XDD Brazil numero uno hueheieh
Charles: Can you stop spamming?
João: XDDD
Bradley: Don't worry, he's a macaco.
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Get the Macaronus mug.When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018
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Friend1: hey do you wanna hang out tonight?
friend2:Not tonight I'm hanging out with macara. Friend1: oh y'all are going to have so much fun! Friend2: I know!
friend2:Not tonight I'm hanging out with macara. Friend1: oh y'all are going to have so much fun! Friend2: I know!
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