my man

My man🐴🤝🏻🐴
broski meets broski
juan meets juan

"My man🐴🤝🏻🐴"

by monkemeetsjuan October 13, 2021

my mans caleb

the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first

yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb

by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021

My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

my man

ur man

my man is my man

by anonymous March 29, 2022

wsg my man

what good ma man (*be swag here*)
ws=whats

g=good

wsg my man = wsg ma mans

for old people:

what is good my man?

for normal people:
YOOOOOOO WHATTTSSS GOOD MY MANNN

by qwerty3.1415 April 5, 2022

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021