Mong 

An abbreviation for Mentally Wrong!!!

Beranoice. Your such a MONG

Mong by hbhbvghvcuevbjlhqc June 27, 2010

Mong 

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.

Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"

Mong by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

mong 

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

mong by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

mong 

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

mong by osgoir May 9, 2007

mong 

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

mong by roseroserose January 13, 2008

Mong 

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

Mong by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

Mong 

Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.

Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?

Mong by jgleblanc April 24, 2008