Mong

1. An idiot;
2. An Asshole;
3. A penis rack.

I just bought myselg a new Mong the other day!

by AB August 28, 2003

Mong

Stupid person or retard. Named after Michael "Mong" Hopper.

Oh my god, you're such a little mong!

by Froggy™ December 28, 2005

mong

Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.

Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."

by fjeer May 3, 2003

mong

Like the version descibed, but in full it means Mongoose.

That lad is such a Mong.
(Mongoose)

by sprockettdog April 23, 2006

Mong

Someone that is not right in the head, Very dopey or even someone that has been on drugs that have fucked up there mind.

Example of a mong:
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly

by fazza11 March 30, 2010

Mong

When one gets fucked from the back whilst bent over giving the other male a blowjob felatio. A girl, (or boy depending) is bent over. Two males are on either side of this person. On one end, a male is fucking a girl in the vagina or ass, while she gives the male on the other side a blowjob. During all of this, they push the girls body back and forth so she has to expell no effort. So, its like a dirty threesome.

"Dude, me and Kyle totally monged her the other night"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"

by Taraaaaaa September 9, 2006

monge

A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).

The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun

1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.

by Edward Carr October 30, 2004