Bad, distasteful, unpleasant
by Dumb Bruntette December 27, 2002
Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!
I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!
by That dude with the mustache March 28, 2020
Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"
by Big RF December 01, 2015
by Limblessless August 25, 2006
(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'
MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010
by Bubbles October 03, 2003
by $cha-ching$ September 15, 2003