Edison medicine

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

by Steve M--------- January 9, 2008

Banana medicine

The opposite of Buckleys. It tastes great, but doesn't work.

"Man, this banana medicine tastes fucking fantastic. Too bad I'm nearly done the bottle and remain to have a fucking cold."

by AlphabetMcFuckit January 2, 2012

Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

cough medicine curmudgeon

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

grandpas cough medicine

Referring to whiskey or some other strong alcoholic beverage

Dude I think Tim was sucking on grandpas cough medicine

by Misery321123 March 13, 2011

Empty The Medicine Cabinet

To take every pill in your medicine cabinet - expression normally used to explain something you would rather do or how you feel. An alternative way of saying you make me want to die

This lecture makes me want to empty the medicine cabinet

by Abzzmaxx December 31, 2010