matilda

being matilda means that you're so much more than perfect

wow did you see that girl, she is so matilda i am gagged

matilda by sp1derm@n March 9, 2026

Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021

Matilda Walton 

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.

Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

Matilda Walton by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021

matilda spencer

piece of shit scumbag

wow that person is a real matilda spencer

matilda spencer by gronkmaster420 February 28, 2022

Matilda Rose 

Matilda Rose is a kind caring person who will never judge you She’s pretty and usually born in summer time she’s usually dark eyed and dark haired she has those sort of eyes that you could get lost in but sometimes those eyes turn angry Matilda Rose will never leave you unless she has no choice

Matilda Rose is the most kind person I’ve ever met

Matilda Rose by Sweet and salty 😜 November 16, 2019

Matilda Kid 

When an older, buff, German woman forces you to eat an entire chocolate cake off her bare ass while she calls you a fat piggy.

"Does anyone know why John looks so sick today?

" Yeah. He went total Matilda Kid on that German lady across the street last night."
"Dude, that's disgusting."

Matilda Kid by Gthom October 12, 2015

Matilda Style 

When someone goes down on you with a hat glued on.

"Girl his hair patchy af but he hella fine idk what to do"
"Bitch duh try Matilda Style it worked for my mans and I"

Matilda Style by b3llyach3 July 11, 2017