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Leaky Madison

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.
"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."
by WeirdFetishes December 11, 2009
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Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
by Hilda April 20, 2006
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Maisenbach

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.
Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.
by brOTC December 3, 2011
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Madisen

Madisen is the best girl you will ever meet she is the best in bed she has the best damn ass you’ve ever seen she has the best body and beautiful skin you wish you could be like her she has an amazing personality and she can light up a room with her smile if you think she doesn’t want to kiss you you’re wrong she also has a wonderful personality like no other and she loves her friends and her family you wish you could be like her
Jacob:who is that?
Harrison:That’s Madisen and she’s way out of your league
by Hit up October 20, 2019
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Madison

A very gorgeous, beautiful person. Very kind and gentle except when its towards bk. Has baby hair. Her eyes sparkle. She can always put a smile on someones face and her lips are so very soft. Whoever has this amazing person they should never let go and never let her leave their sight.
Madison is very amazing:)
by Ironman2907 April 22, 2011
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Dirty Madison

The emo, small girl that looks at everyone with eyes full of sadness and probably needs a hug but hates people
That girl right there is a total Dirty Madison. Just look at her eyes man
by KakashiLightningBlade April 17, 2020
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Madison Wisconsin

a mythical place where everyones chill, and parties happen constantly. Yeah, Thats Madison Wisconsin bro.
by DudeItsChill April 3, 2011
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