trash lords

The trashiest of lords. One who goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. Smells like tequila, bad pizza, and broken dreams. Doesn't shower or brush teeth - just febreezes the SHIT out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs. Will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. Probably consumed way too much shitty liquor the night previous. Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.
"Oh honey, Paul and Dev just woke up covered in Frito crumbs and smell like Smirnoff."
"Jesus Christ, what trash lords ."
by dshi November 22, 2014
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lord of the rings

1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.
The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.
2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.
1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."
2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 7 consecutive times."
~"No wonder you're so pale.."
by Plumberry September 07, 2005
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Lord Nuxanor

Lord Nuxanor is our link between this mortal plain and Lord Twigo
We must protecc Lord Nuxanor.
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Lord Kumar

Lord Kumar is a person that everyone worships.

He is someone that everyone looks up to.

People love Lord Kumar and his presence is appreciate by everyone.

Lord Kumar is unique and will always be remembered.
I love Lord Kumar.

Lord Kumar is my best friend and a great leader.
by Sj10 May 19, 2015
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lord shaggy

Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)

Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods

Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by
I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"

Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.
by Siya7x January 29, 2019
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Lord Maggie

Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.
Do not fear Lord Maggie is here
by lord maggie's big helper April 07, 2015
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Swag Lord

An individual, so encompassed to all the swag the they posses, they become a swag lord. A position of nobility, they have mastered the arts to posses above normal levels of swag. Once a swag lord, always a swag lord.
God damn, Lewis just took home 6 girls in a night! He's gotta be a Swag Lord.
by Sgt. Swaaglord August 03, 2015
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