Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022

Struck Out Looking

When a person is too nervous to speak to the person they are attracted to.

Kevin: Did Marcus go home with that girl last night?
Ed: No. we were there for three hours and he struck out looking.

by HunkStudmann August 14, 2019

Looking at the right side of the grass

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009

Looking for Alaska

1)John Green the Michael L. Printz award winner's first book. So far there is no sequel, nor does John intend on writing one, but Looking for Alaska may be made into a movie. John Green has also written two other books, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns.

2) "Lookin for Alaska" is a song written by Liane Graham covered by Hank Green for John Green's book Looking for Alaska.

Person 1: Looking for Alaska is one of my favorite books.
Person 2: Ya, but have you heard the song for the book? It rocks my socks.

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

looking like a snack

When you're looking so delicious bae can't contain him/herself.

You: *jumps out shower* *bae barges in*
Bae: Babe you looking like a snack! I could slurp you all up like a bowl of ramen noodles.
You: monkaS

by pogchamp3000 May 26, 2018

looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.

Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.

by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016