could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

longest word

Smiles--because there's a mile between both S'es.

My friend Tom smiles often.

by Mariah April 23, 2005

langley high school

a high school in virginia that the oc was based off of. a school filled with rich, good looking people. probably one of the least diverse schools...because everyone's white.

you go to langley high school? that's where all of those rich kids go, right?

by Lalalaloo August 16, 2006

lingles

1. a shorter version of lingling...
a shohini is known as lingling.
2.usually short asian people.

"yo lingles you forgot your pringles!"

by tinglesssssslingles July 13, 2009

long le

a very very small penis

"Jimmy has a long le" or "Susan doesn't like the long le"

by Asian thanh le December 2, 2007

longly

Characterized by a disagreeable sense of solitude, combined with persistent longing for a specific object of intense affection.

"I have felt dreadfully longly since she went away, doctor."

by Tiahlm September 27, 2007

. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011