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Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024
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Lombard

The sexual act of one getting into a circle of men and women above 300Lbs, who all have diarrhoea, and wrestling your partner whilst skat is constantly being thrown at you. The winner of the wrestling gets to have sex with the other.
Hey sarah! I challenge you to a lombard
by lombard455 January 6, 2025
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Denis Lombard

A rare breed of a sub-species of humans, he is the result of severe inbreeding and can be referred to as "Dinbred" "Lombtard" or just a general word that denotes extreme mental retardation or inbreeding.
Anon One: Hey denis want to go to taco bell?

Denis Lombard:No i already have a phone
by I am your king January 10, 2012
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Ben Lombardi

A very lit teacher that has red hair and a red beard too. If you went to Kipling, he teaches fifth grade and was hit by a little girl who was spinning around.
My teacher is so amazing, he must be a Ben Lombardi.
by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 12, 2017
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Joseph Lombardi

A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider
Joseph Lombardi gets shit on by his friends
by fartlicker67 January 14, 2024
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