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Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021
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Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.
Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.
by chudieu101 September 26, 2021
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Thick big booty asian (typically chinese) hoe
Damn what they feedin them in china? Ling Ling lookin dummy thick.
by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019
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Ling Ling boppin

Ling Ling boppin is when you are a Naughty Nasty Gangster Crip and you go hit up a chinese person or asian person house because they don't believe in modern day banking and keep all they necessities and chili in they crib.
Me and the homies just ran a two eleven on a chinese lady.. she cried. We was Ling Ling boppin.
by linglingbopper June 14, 2024
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Ling Ling

Practice 40 hours a day to improve your classical music skills and be famous classical musicians just like TWOSET VIOLIN
"Go practice! Ling Ling 40 hours!"
by Ling Ling 40 hours September 14, 2023
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Ling Ling ; is to torment people as a sadist, or expose yourself as one in climax.
Q. Will you marry me?
A. YES
ling ling, hahaha
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020
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Thick/big booty asian (typically chinese) hoe
Damn what they feedin them in china? Ling Ling lookin dummy thick.
by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019
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