LINDSAY

A "LINDSAY" is an electronic house arrest device worn by a female. as worn b Lindsay Lohan.

Donna went to court for her DUI and she will be rockin' a "Lindsay" for the next 6 months.

by geincolo February 18, 2011

Lindsay

Usually a cool person until you fall for her. She'll love you and make you feel safe for years. Eventually, however. She'll just stop caring about you and drop you immediately. Then ignore you for, well forever.

Person 1: Hey, Logan. What's up?
Logan: Not much. Do you know Lindsay?
Person 1: Yeah! Of course! You guys have been dating for years.
Logan: Yeah but she dumped me outta nowhere.
Person 1: What? Why?! You're a great guy!
Logan: I guess, but what do I care? She was a cunt.

by Lovan July 7, 2018

Lindsay

Scrawny

Lindsay is the most scrawny person in the world.

by Kreddy Fuger June 16, 2020

Lindsay

Pretty bitch with no heart who flaunts herself around the male gender. A slutty whore who thinks she's all that. She sexts 13 year-old boys. Need I say more...

Boy: Wanna see these nudes that Lindsay just texted me?
Other Guy: Eww, gross. That Slut has been with every guy on the block.

by how_about_no_? June 2, 2014

Lindsay

Butthole and adan fucks her all night and they have twins the next day😀😀😀😀

Lindsay said : ugghhh ugghhh

by Dingleling March 7, 2017

Lindsay

A female often hoarding around a gut cunt with her. Absolutely a bitch and never stops complaining. Sees a man’s penis and runs. Doesn’t know how to handle a mans butthole and usually sexually inactive. To top it all off, she is an absolute bitch and cannot function in a lively setting.

Guy 1: “Yo did you see that chick in the green shirt”
Guy 2: “Yeah I think that’s Lindsay”
Guy 1: “She had a horrible gut cunt”
Guy 3: “Geez that’s some fupa on Lindsay”

by b53ke March 29, 2019

Lindsay

A complete bitch who is going no where with her life. Will constantly harass you even after not speaking to you in months. She has nothing else better to do with her life. She constantly makes racist remarks because she thinks it will make people like her when in reality it makes her an immature oblivious child. She also slut shames so many girls simply because she is insecure about her boyish body and the fact that no guy loves her or can even stand her. Guys constantly drop her because of her constant clingy ness and the fact that she’s a crazy stalker bitch. She thinks she will rule the world but she’s never gonna become anything because of how close minded she is. Her mother shelters her in so much too the point that she thinks she’s a little princess. No job will ever hire her because she has no people skills and absolutely no knowledge on the world. She thinks the world revolves around her and that she will get everything handed to her. That’s it.

Everyone ever: “just get a fucking life Lindsay”

by TheTruth222 March 28, 2020