Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.
by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012
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leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.
"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."
by Fuch naut November 19, 2019
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Ms Leading

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money
I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage
by Fabulous Ms Terri April 22, 2015
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Lead Platform

When a software product, usually a video game is being developed for multiple systems (ex. playstation 3, xbox 360.) the devloper will often create the product on one then create a port, or reformatted version for the other. The system that the software is developed for first is the lead platform.
"The lead platform for Dragon Age Orgins was the PC and ports were created for the PS3 and the X Box 360
by The_Darkness January 12, 2011
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Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
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lead harassment

Continually asking your boss for a better leads
Hi Tom can you give me a nice lead tomorrow,no Jim that is lead harassment .
by Jim Kass April 21, 2016
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