by drmonknugget June 7, 2022
Get the lau-cheeditmug. 
Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023
Get the Cyrus Laumug. 
Get the Wa laumug. Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.
Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
by Lau King February 8, 2019
Get the Laumug. 
he is a awesome, he loves history, mathematics and English. is very clever and prudent.
he has a lot of friends and might be bisexuel.
he has a lot of friends and might be bisexuel.
by Erik Emil November 29, 2017
Get the Linus Laumug.