by DitzySteph June 26, 2004
Get the lasgo mug.A badass last name for the coolest family ever. Always laughing at random shit. Mix of some Polish and Irish. You can find them eating Keilbasi on any holiday as well as that maaaad good sweet potato marshmallow stuff. It takes a lot to make this tough ass family cry. They train their kids from younglings to be tough because crying means ur WEAK and you would probably be the first to DIE in a zombie apocalypse. Anyways it's a pretty lit family.
*at a funeral*
Stranger: "Why aren't you crying?"
Lasko: "Crying is for the WEAK! Plus I was born a Lasko so it's phisically impossible."
Stranger: "Why aren't you crying?"
Lasko: "Crying is for the WEAK! Plus I was born a Lasko so it's phisically impossible."
by Dirty Midwife April 17, 2017
Get the Lasko mug.A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007
Get the Dirty Lady Lasso mug.someone who has a gigantic penis thats probably in your mom right now. Anyway, he is extremely handsome, steals all of your girlfriends, amazing at sports, always busts after 10 mins of sex, and most of all, can do anything.
by dfghjkldfsf September 15, 2020
Get the Lasco mug.Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.
by bungus June 9, 2010
Get the chocolate lasso mug.by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
Get the Charlotte Lasso mug.Lalo is the most amazing guy you will meet, he’s sexy, caring, loving, he’ll do whatever he can to make you smile. He is a lady’s man so you better get him well you can, he can treat a lady right. He can be a little freaky ;) and show u the way in bed.
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