lanky la la

Just like the word Lanky! It is a term used to describe someone who is thin and can pull of wearing some of the most difficult looks. Something a Jamaican descendent might call someone, as a way to compliment him/her

Hello Lanky la la!
Oh, it's Miss Lanky la la, in her pretty bikini.

by Cheetahgirl June 26, 2014

lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)

you lanky stanky

ok

by lanky stanky guy June 8, 2021

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

stanky lanky

A man’s penis after having stinky butt sex

That’s was good, but now I have a stanky lanky.

by ilovesparky September 23, 2020