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Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.
Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!
by peachnuts February 1, 2025
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Landen

Landen seems like an all around nice guy and will be very charming, thoughtful, uplifting and cool to hang around but he’ll always seem on edge and if you hurt him in anyway he will go to no end to hurt you back.
Guy 1: Landen seems pretty cool

Guy2: yeah but I heard Jerry fucked Landens girl and Jerry hasn’t shown up to school in weeks after that
by BrokeAssSquid June 26, 2021
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Landen

A really gorgeous guy with ocean blue eyes that can make you drool just by staring at you. He knows how to look at you just long enough without being creepy. He is a very funny guy and a good football player that knows how to old you.
Jenna: “OMG did you see how Landen looked at me”
Karsyn: “he’s so gorgeous🤤”
by Kate54321 October 2, 2019
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Landen

He’s an amazing guy what do amazing ... he’s hella freaky aggressive only when you want him to be. He would never hurt anyone else except himself to save you. He’s a sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and he’s going to be Amey’s future husband.
Omg look at Amey and Landen getting married

They will be together forever
by Hehehehehhehwhah February 23, 2021
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landen

everyone needs a landen in their life, he is amazing and a very lovable loyal guy. he loves his doggies and low key hates his family. he can be hard to get along but he always comes through. he’s always there for me. his blue eyes are gorgeous. he likes to stay up late and watch movies, and wants to grow up to be a great dad. if you piss him off girl u better watch out cause he will beat u tf up.
girl: he’s so hot who is that

boy: that’s my bro landen
by balerina October 31, 2022
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Landen S

Hes the type of guy to be 13/single
"oh that guy over there is such a Landen S'
"have you seen Landen S? im pretty sure hes 13/single"
by bigbootymen September 16, 2022
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