Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”

by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022

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Shrek is love

Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)

"Hey, shrek is love"

by Dante ellis March 14, 2020

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What is love?

A song by girl group TWICE

Intro
TWICE!
What is love?

Verse 1: Nayeon, Jeongyeon
Every day, in a movie
In a book or in a drama, I feel love
Um- I learn about love
My heart keeps beating as if it's my own story
Makes my heart pound and swell with hope
Um- I want to know so bad

Pre-Chorus: Mina, Chaeyoung
Ooh, maybe someday
Could it happen to me too?
When will it be? Who will it be?

Chorus: Sana, Tzuyu
(I wanna know) How it could be as sweet as candy?
(I wanna know) How it's like flying in the sky?
I wanna know know know know
What is love?
What love feels like?
(I wanna know) How it keeps you smiling all day?
(I wanna know) How the whole world turns beautiful?
I wanna know know know know
What is love?
Will love come to me someday?

Just imagining all of this
Just thinking about it
Almost makes my heart burst
Um- How good it feels?
If, one day, for real
Love does comes to me, I might just cry
Um- I really want to know how it feels

Pre-Chorus: Mina, Dahyun
Ooh, maybe someday
Could it happen to me too?
When will it be? Who will it be?

Chorus: Sana, Tzuyu
(I wanna know) How it could be as sweet as candy?
(I wanna know) How it's like flying in the sky?
I wanna know know know know
What is love?
What love feels like?
(I wanna know) How it keeps you smiling all day?
(I wanna know) How the whole world turns beautiful?
I wanna know know know know
What is love?
Will love come to me someday?

A: Twice is my ult group!!
B: Same! My favourite song from them is "What Is Love?"

by MrAkiyama April 16, 2022

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What Is Love - Haddaway

A song that just so happens to be stuck in my head right now. Why have I created this as a definition? Dunno.

What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?

What Is Love - Haddaway
"What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?"

by Alexa play Detachable Penis July 31, 2023

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What is love

Love is like a rainbow it's an illusion. It's simply a chemical reaction in your brain that can be controlled and or abused. oxytocin is one of the best feelings in the world and if that's your addiction you can play with your own hart. Men generally only feel the effects of oxytocin when their testosterone drops and that only drops after sex or when they are in a committed relationship. So if you know exactly how loves works it's not real its just a aww feeling when someone is nice to you or when they find you attractive and would like sexual gratification.

What is love ?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

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