1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo
1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"
by garythesnail2 August 26, 2008
by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005
Is ten bundles of heroin in Wilmington Delaware. That's 14 bags a bundle sometimes 15 bags a bundle at five dollars a piece
How much for a log?
by Phillyjunkie September 18, 2015
by Herman Fowler November 21, 2002
A term used by white knights of specific lolcows (usually Chris Chan white knights) to describe someone who criticizes that said lolcow in any way shape or form in order to cope with the fact that lolcow they're white knighting has problems and/or causes problems.
by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020
Gary logs it up at Kool Jays bar with 2 bombshells, a redhead and a blond he's getting plenty of booty.
by 1olddog4u July 23, 2008