log

1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.

Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."

by Goatlips August 19, 2008

log

1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo

1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"

by garythesnail2 October 16, 2008

log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

a log

Is ten bundles of heroin in Wilmington Delaware. That's 14 bags a bundle sometimes 15 bags a bundle at five dollars a piece

How much for a log?

by Phillyjunkie November 1, 2015

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

A-Logging

A term used by white knights of specific lolcows (usually Chris Chan white knights) to describe someone who criticizes that said lolcow in any way shape or form in order to cope with the fact that lolcow they're white knighting has problems and/or causes problems.

Stop A-Logging you jerk! he did nothing wrong!

by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020

LOGS

Lots Of Good Sex

A man talks about having logs at the local club with several ladies that he knows.

Gary logs it up at Kool Jays bar with 2 bombshells, a redhead and a blond he's getting plenty of booty.

by 1olddog4u August 20, 2008