lefty liar

joel merchen aka dead possum

that lefty liar is friends with that dumb blond bitch...look up dumb blond bitch

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

big lefty

Slapping a girl hard with your left nut

WE had sex last night, I gave her the big lefty.

by tkhhtkflltsfg March 23, 2017

Sir Lefty

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

by Richard Nixon April 25, 2003

lefty's catcher mit

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.

j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.

by lameboymatt January 18, 2008

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 01, 2009

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 07, 2007

Smoke a Lefty

Referring to the fact that all gay smokers, smoke with their left hand.

"Hey Chris Crocker!"
"Yeah"
"You Smoke a lefty, haha"
"LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE"

by Riley T. April 09, 2008