Kristian Lenart

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss

Look at Kristian Lenart

by ADUMAWTF July 5, 2018

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by Mangokiki October 12, 2021

Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.

I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009

Ole Kristian

Very nice gutt

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Kristian

he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.

hey look its kristian making out with a man

by nfjsa12 May 20, 2022

Kristian Kostov

THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,

HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY

Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
[e-mail]
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)

STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE

"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing

"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.

by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017

Kristian

An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.

Person 1: Hey is that Kristian?
Person 2: *loses his soul*

by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 23, 2025