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klutch means cool. just like fetch,stellar,awesome. klutch is along those lines
"your skirt is so klutch"

"oh shit! that car is so klutch"
klutch by stellar December 28, 2004
"Dude you klutched it yesterday when you destroyed that whole enemy team in CallOfDuty Modern Warfare 2 by yourself"
klutch by alex is who i am January 27, 2010

Klutzy Slut 

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen
Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut
Klutzy Slut by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020
Another cool pronunciation of the word
"Clumsy"
Usually used to describe the next reader of this definiton
He who search for the word klumzee is a clumsy one.
Klumzee by Satyrz May 22, 2004
to be tricked into believing that made-up words on the internet are real words.
I got klotzled into thinking that klotzle was a real word.
klotzle by stan gerx January 17, 2008
Dutch slang word, often used to describe a very annoying, bad or unfortunate situation. Litterally translates to 'vagina mess'.
Godver, wat een kutzooi zeg! (Damnit, what a cunt mess)
Don't look at the cunt mess part.
Kutzooi by Peddebol May 29, 2017