Kitten

A young, attractive woman 21-25 years of age. Not to be confused with Puma, Cougar or Jaguar.

T-Mo and I met these sexy kittens and they purred all night.

by LLDeech August 17, 2007

Kitten

The cutest fucking thing on the planet

Kitten: mew

Never: Damn that's cute!!!

by Froody foozboos pizza June 25, 2015

kitten

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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"

by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008

kitten

A word females enjoy more than 'pussy' when referring to their vagina.

kitten :

Male to Female: "Oooh what a nice shaved kitten"

Female to Male: "I want you to touch my kitten...look how wet it is!"

"You have such a nice, tight kitten."

by Snuggle Bunny062686 December 9, 2008

kittenation

1) to be made happy through the use of kittens; 2) submersion in kittens

Rick was so cranky yesterday, we had to resort to kittenation to cheer him up. We had to visit a dozen pet shops before we had enough.

by phone booth o'kitties February 12, 2010

Kitten

A "very special person" for Discord Moderators.

Hey Kitten, do you wanna watch a movie with me?

by Zexid November 27, 2020

Kitten

tiny squeaky baby cats that are brand new
they go MEW!

what is that tiny cat thingy
its a kitten!

by jolteoncool November 27, 2020