Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017

Kim jong un

A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea

Kim jong un is a crazy scumbag

by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022

Kim Jong Un

True Leader of All Korea, Comrade Kim Jong Un is the envy of all the world.

I love Kim Jong Un, now please put that gun away...

by ΒΑΣΙΛΕΥΣ ΡΟΒΕΡΤΟΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΩΝ August 7, 2020

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.

United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018