pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

kill me

kill me

kill me

by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020

the pain was killing me

" the pain was killing me". It refers to some kind of illness which is really hurt in any part of the body.

" the pain was killing me". I have a real headache! It is awful!

by Mechita February 14, 2017

Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.

"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!

Please kill me i want to fucking die and explode

by yln1a July 2, 2022

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020