Khaled means cute north african boy ( not dj Khaled )
if you ever spot a cute arab brown boy you call him Khaled.
and call me too and give him my number.
Everyone loves Khaled especially me.
if you are a Khaled i love you and marry me pleaseee
InshAllah i marry KHALEDDDD
if you ever spot a cute arab brown boy you call him Khaled.
and call me too and give him my number.
Everyone loves Khaled especially me.
if you are a Khaled i love you and marry me pleaseee
InshAllah i marry KHALEDDDD
Girl: Omg have you seen the new boy, his name is Khaled.
Me: Sorry but i dont think hes into fat girls let me have him instead
Girl: Fine but you already have 500 husbands
Me: you can never have too many
Me: Sorry but i dont think hes into fat girls let me have him instead
Girl: Fine but you already have 500 husbands
Me: you can never have too many
by moomoooo December 11, 2022
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Khaled is such a closet-Tenor. I'm just gonna suggest he find a chick to peg him. (See: "Tenor", short definition).
by BassB2 September 29, 2021
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He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
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He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
Creator of the best tacos in the world and father to two beautiful cats.
Owner of @tacosublime and Atelier Sublime
Founder of Under the Bridge Project
Building generational wealth one taco at a time!
by Tacolover123456 November 22, 2021
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by OldManOnTheBlock November 23, 2021
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by Hansi rasta November 12, 2019
Get the Khaled mug.Khale aka lettuce or khaki, has brown hair and beautiful brown eyes, he is one of the best people you can or will EVER meet in your life.
He’s the type of man that will always be there for you when you need him.
He is fairly tall and so handsome, funny, rich, very humble, loving, sympathetic, and often embodies qualities such as strength, resilience, or leadership.
Don’t fuck with him if you don’t want to get fucked up badly, he doesn’t take bullshit from anyone.
Plus he has such a huge dick, WAY larger than average (I’ve seen it and oh my god i want it inside of me.) so there’s that too. I feel bad for you if you’ve never met Khale in your life, you’re REALLY missing out!
He’s the type of man that will always be there for you when you need him.
He is fairly tall and so handsome, funny, rich, very humble, loving, sympathetic, and often embodies qualities such as strength, resilience, or leadership.
Don’t fuck with him if you don’t want to get fucked up badly, he doesn’t take bullshit from anyone.
Plus he has such a huge dick, WAY larger than average (I’ve seen it and oh my god i want it inside of me.) so there’s that too. I feel bad for you if you’ve never met Khale in your life, you’re REALLY missing out!
“I wish Khale was my lover, though he’s already taken. I’m really really jealous, but I’m happy for him.”
“I miss you so much Khale.”
“I miss you so much Khale.”
by DickMeDownRightNow November 23, 2023
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