To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.
All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.
by T October 6, 2004
Get the Float a kegmug. A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.
by Eurodude October 16, 2010
Get the Keg on Legsmug. Beth just did 1 minute 21 seconds on the keg, that was longer than Shan Shan, so now Beth is the keg queen!
by crashdumi July 30, 2008
Get the keg queenmug. When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".
by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008
Get the Keg Napmug. "When he dropped trou' I saw his nut keg."
"I drew a nut keg on the dry erase board, but someone erased it."
"I drew a nut keg on the dry erase board, but someone erased it."
by urkakay February 28, 2008
Get the nut kegmug. í Guy 1: 'Man i see youve been working on that Keg Pack'í
í Guy 2: 'Yeah, been putting alot of hours in down the boozer'í
í Guy 2: 'Yeah, been putting alot of hours in down the boozer'í
by Fat-boi September 4, 2010
Get the Keg packmug. Based on 'crock of shit'(also on urban dictionary) Keg of Hypocrisy ...
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
"You should learn how to drive!" -says the bad driver,
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.
Can also be shortened... ie.
"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.
Can also be shortened... ie.
"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
by Noctus100 September 19, 2006
Get the keg of hypocrisymug.