Keanu as fuck

When an action/mannerism/deed is performed that is reminiscent of the legendary Keanu Reeves.

I heard Jim takes the subway to Goodwill once a week to donate all his suits. He gets a sammich on the way back while drinking wine out of a water bottle. That’s Keanu as fuck.

by BeMyKeanu June 12, 2019

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

Keanu-zation

A realization of something so profound that "Whoa" just doesn't cover it. A mind will always be blown when a Keanu-zation occurs.

And then I had a Keanu-zation...maybe Millenials weren't the reason everything sucks after all.

by Rashamon July 15, 2020

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 9, 2009