one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021
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Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad
by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019
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Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019
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The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.
Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"
by Spoopy Chicken September 12, 2019
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A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.
by Ivor Bigshaft August 24, 2007
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