muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021
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Kayak nugget

A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a
by Yeeter pete December 08, 2018
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 22, 2022
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Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!
by Jaybibz October 09, 2022
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Kayaked

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe
by Joebidenkanye January 10, 2022
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kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.
by Kayakbrother1 January 12, 2014
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