karate sheets 

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

karate sheets by rckem February 13, 2014

Karate Chop My Turd 

The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.

synonym: Beaned.

" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"

Karate Chop My Turd by webabunti September 14, 2016

Karate cock 

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

Karate cock by Told you I could May 31, 2017

Karate Explosion 

1.) Randomness

2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.

I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.

Karate Explosion by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

Karate Dork 

Dorky kid who does karate. Is also applied sometimes to anyone who does karate since the martial art became uncool in the 1990s, and the status it once held in the 1970s and 1980s has been taken by jiu-jitsu and muai-thai. This is why doing karate is something you don't brag about unless you are a dork or old.

Lenny: I take karate courses. I'm a red belt.

Alexa: Karate dork, karate dork, karate dork! You're a karate dork!

Karate Dork by Lupara2012 August 1, 2012

karate kid 

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio

I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!

karate kid by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Karate chop

A girl who has no ass, no boobs, or neither. Named after the "karate chop" motion, a straight-down chop that signifies the flatness of the body. Not necessarily negative or positive in connotation, simply a description. Can be used as a motion.

"She's cute, but she's a karate chop."

Ed: I saw this girl at the mall wearing a haltertop.
Sam: How big where her boobs?
Ed: *karate chops*
Sam: Oh.

Karate chop by Mac Stinkwater August 16, 2009