Kung Jitsu

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006

kung fu foop

Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.

Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.

Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!

by shartsaresaucy February 18, 2011

Kung Fu Panda 4

Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general

"Yeah he's definately doing 4 miles, I saw him doing some Kung Fu Panda 4 earlier"

by Smoop-inator July 9, 2020

kung pow

the best fucking kung fu movie ever

when i went to see kung pow i peed myself laghing

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Kung Pow

Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.

Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!

by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003

Kung flu

the racist version of coronavirus

White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist

by hdlolsuport June 22, 2020

Kung Fu Jew

A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.

You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.

by Pregolegs August 19, 2006