A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
Get the Wooden Koalamug. A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
Get the koala muffinmug. a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
Get the koala teamug. 1. A long, mostly quite thin, pointy stick used to prod an object in order to examine it at a safe distance.
2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.
2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.
1. A: Is he still alive?
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.
2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.
2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.
by CoolFire June 1, 2006
Get the koala stickmug. A young canadian DJ who mixes up great tunes using two turntables and his own hands. No computer needed!
by Duncan November 24, 2003
Get the Kid Koalamug. by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
Get the koala fartmug. A mother who is excessively lazy and lax when it comes to raising her child(ren). The fostering of an academically competitive spirit is not of concern to this mother. This form of upbringing follows a hands-off approach and allows the child(ren) to do whatever they please so as the mother can go about spending her day sleeping, lounging around, and generally just wasting time. The child is left without guidance or direction and most often ends up down a path of a financially unsuccessful career and winds up feeling emotionally unfulfilled. The child(ren) usually end up being lazy, unproductive, social creatures.. Similar to the mother.
A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.
A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.
Dan: "What ever happened to that kid who used to date your sister in high school? David Jones was it?"
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by The Surgeon 315 August 25, 2015
Get the Koala Mothermug.