Her eyes are as gorgeously aqua as the sparking sea. Any time I see her I think of how beautifully amazing she is. Not only because the golden shining in her gold hair has a gorgeous hint of strawberry, but because her heart gives a sparkle only someone truly lucky can catch a glance of. Her warm and kind, yet gleefully loving words provide more comfort than a warm late spring breeze on a Sunday afternoon. Her strong yet delicately feminine personality can hold up an army stretching across the seas God so perfectly made as he did her heart and soul. He knew she would be one of his greatest works because not only did she devote her life to his works, but to spreading the heartfelt love he fed through her to anyone she met. He appreciated her, as so do I.
by kaaandykaaane September 20, 2017

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020

by Lishaloo May 16, 2014

Kieran Ackermann is the term used for a free roaming male human being living in B.C, Canada,who wears glasses, and can speak fluent french. You will know if you have met a Kieran Ackermann because he will add you to a weirdly named group chat, and text at all hours of the night.
by Liker Cart March 15, 2016

mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.
OI fuzzball, get out the way.
OI fuzzball, get out the way.
by wooftastic February 4, 2010

by Bruhusernamesaredifficult September 13, 2022
