He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 06, 2020
by Lishaloo May 17, 2014
by Kdusje January 17, 2018
Kieran Ackermann is the term used for a free roaming male human being living in B.C, Canada,who wears glasses, and can speak fluent french. You will know if you have met a Kieran Ackermann because he will add you to a weirdly named group chat, and text at all hours of the night.
DAMN THE KIERAN ACKERMANN!
by Liker Cart December 07, 2015
mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.
OI fuzzball, get out the way.
OI fuzzball, get out the way.
by wooftastic February 05, 2010
He looks like a turtle (Franklin the turtle) and he thinks he can pull. He sometimes looks like a mess and he don't eat at home. He probably plays fortnite and uses spray and pray weapons because he is trash. He is a dreadhead looking crackhead that uses P90s and RPG.
Is that kieran franklin, He stinks
by Y0UR WOSRT NIGHTMARE666 December 10, 2018