Cathrina kettle

She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle

Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle

by Freddie iykyk <3 September 9, 2021

“The Kettle” Shit

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.

Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.

by TheThirdRing May 1, 2022

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect

The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract

by Camo Clown April 3, 2018

Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪

Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !

by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022

rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 2, 2022