Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Kak

Kak asht mut

Akakakakakkakakakakkakaka

by Rronk October 26, 2020

kak

it means kaka which means poop

i like to eat kaka or i am going to take a kak

by fbeevr May 30, 2022

Vol Kak

Usually geared towards women but the means shit or unsavory woman

You are the most vol kak woman ugh !

by Lulu hoe November 14, 2020

gei kak

A term used to define someone who is being deliberately stupid just to annoy someone

Rory is such a gei kak

by Jack_Willf098 November 23, 2019

Cac/Kak

It is a more less aggressive way to say shit

Jack: I need to take a big cac/kak
Sofie: ew
Jack: shut up, you piece of cac/kak

by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025

Kak

A very poggers person who usually talks in a very serious way. People who go by this are always a fun person to be around. However, when they get into a fight of some sort they might act very irrational.

That person totally goes by Kak somewhere.

by Discounted awesomeones November 22, 2021