kakness

when something is uncool, shitty or just plain boring

The kakness of work is making me wish this day would end

by B-Rad66699 May 20, 2008

Kak

A sound effect, sort of like a gasp, and the human equivalent of a Quack. To be used in the same situations as “yikes” but stronger.

“ugh she’s such a b****”
“KAK”

by BobfromGLC May 29, 2020

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

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by what yes April 5, 2021

Deur die kak

(e.g) " Hy is deur die kak" (Language : Afrikaans.) Can be used by an english person as well. A term used for someone that is a total idiot, his mother might love him, but that's as far as his likeability goes.

Sounds like: hay is deer dee kuk

"Hy is deur die kak"

by Jack Burger November 25, 2022

Poes kak

When someone looks so good you just have to tell them

Person 1: dude I wanna say that you look poes kak
Person 2: awe bru shot

by PhatPoes April 23, 2022

Kak

Kak is when you take a big shit into a toilet.
It’s like poo but even bigger.

Lemme go kak budani
This kak has been hurting my stomach chommie

by Bluddy blud March 14, 2022