King of the Jungle

1. a lion
2.when you are titty fucking a girl then cum on her face.

i owned that bitch with a king of the jungle

by the great gatseez August 19, 2007

jungle trudging

When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.

I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging.

by Brian H October 17, 2005

Concrete Jungle

Large urban cities. Like a jungle, there is so much going on in large cities and so much depth to tis high rises and train systems underground. Also like jungles cities are loud and alive at night and something is always going on 24/7.

"It was easy to get lost in the concrete jungle of New York city."

by cornersss January 14, 2015

junkie spawn

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.

Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.

by Fatboy26 February 22, 2008

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

Jungle Nuts

A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.

Damn, that boy ain't shit. He probably has jungle nuts.

by Teethsharts February 18, 2022

Happy Jungle

Happy jungle takes the term "happy trail" to a whole new level. Someone who has a happy jungle has a large amount of hair leading from their pubic area up to their navel. There is an abundance of hair rather than a simple trail.

Alexa- I just love sexy guys with a little happy trail ;)

Adam- Damn...I have a happy jungle...do I still meet the requirements? ;)

Alexa- Sorry bro, I'm not into that much hair!

by Cheerio147 September 19, 2011