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grenade jumper

We all are aware of the fat chick known as the grenade among many of her hot friends, and if no one hooks up with that girl none of us guys are going to score. So the grenade jumper is the unfortunate yet honorable member of a crew who risks his own health and self-respect in order to allow his friends to score buy "jumping" on the grenade.
We can take these girls home right now. Who's going to be the grenade jumper and take one for the team?
by Capt Stevo January 26, 2007
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Border-Jumper

Mexicans are filthy border-jumpers!
by good_boyo November 30, 2017
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couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
by Johnny452 September 16, 2006
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Rug Jumper

Who, Sheila? She has like, 8 girlfriends--she's a total rug jumper.
by Ghost-child Marguiles May 28, 2016
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jumpers jump

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.
Go watch Jumpers Jump new video
by daddychill 0123456789 July 15, 2021
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Pot Jumper

Someone carrying the Warsong Gultch flag and intentionally jumps pots to prevent the enemy from attacking him or her.
1.
Plyaer A: "Who has our flag?"
Player B: "Rabidewok"
Player A: "How did he get over those pots?"
Player B: "BECAUSE HE'S A POT JUMPER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
2.
"Jesus Christ! I can't get to him! Fucking pot jumper!"
by Vewdew September 28, 2008
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Cock Jumper

1. a person who moves from one penis to another in rapid succession

2. slang for the word slut

3. used as an insult to men, insinuating that the man is in fact a homosexual
1. 'That bitch is such a cock jumper!'

2. 'Cock jumping whore!'

3. 'Dude... you're a cock jumper!'
by timbob09 September 7, 2008
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