Mumbo Jumbo

Grabbing and squeezing someone by their penis

I'm going to go mumbo jumbo him real hard on him jumbo mumbo! or Girl: let's have a mumbo jumbo night.

by lwkyfye March 20, 2019

jumbo jet

A man with a large penis and massive testicles
A jumbo Jet refers to the fact that the owner of the afore-said jumbo sized tackle is able to force a correspondingly large amount of semen from it during ejaculation

slapper:
Fuckin ell that were a feller I had last night let me tell ya! That were a proper fuckin jumbo jet I ad flying into my terminal 5 last night

by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

Jumbo Shrimp

One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.

"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."

by "ode" April 9, 2006

snozu jumbo

a naughty whore who is fucking a male while screaming loudly in an orgasm

.....uuuuhhhhh......yes!!! fuck me harder since i am a snozu jumbo

by the brownie triplets April 2, 2005

jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015

Jumbo Tonk

noun - A very sexually attractive person, object or idea.

Jake: 'That bird is well fit.'
Toby: 'You're not wrong there - she's jumbo tonk.'

or

Jake: 'Whoa dude, don't tell me you managed to slam the new jumbo tonk hairdresser from downstairs?'
Toby: 'Let's just say, "She got her's - for sho.'"

by Whitecross Street October 5, 2013

double jumbo

A person with two degrees from Tufts University. The mascot of Tufts being the famous circus elephant Jumbo, students are often called ‘Jumbos’ as well.

Mike: Oh I didn’t know you were a double jumbo! What did you study?

Sidney: Yeah, I did my undergrad in chemistry and my PhD in ::gets rudely interrupted::

Innocent bystander: WOW! did you just call her fat?! What’s wrong with you?!

Sidney: Actually a “Jumbo” is what we call a Tufts graduate - and if you have two degrees we call that person a “double jumbo”

Innocent bystander: oh my bad- I thought he was fat shaming you!

Mike: No! What would make you think that?!

by Uganda be kidding me October 14, 2020