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juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
by AitkenRomeo June 11, 2006
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Spuddy Juddy

A Spuddy Juddy is a man who's head is naturally shaped like a Potato.

Not just a bald person, but someone who's head actually looks like the delicious Chip Creator.
aye up, have you seen Spuddy Juddy? his head is certainly Potato-like.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018
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judded

(a) to use the english language in an incorrect manner; (b) to lose one's ass at a gaming facility; (c) to fall asleep with one's penile unit in one's hand
(a) Did you hear that new kid from Georgia judded on his resume? What a shmuck! (b) They bent me over and raped me for all I was worth; I got completely judded. (c) I can't believe I judded last night watching gay midget porn.
by jack straw July 16, 2004
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juddfest

popular music festival, first created by The Judd, in 1812BC. a rictualistic event where the Judd tickles every naked nipple. anyone who declines this offer of love shall have their nipple removed and spanked until death.
A villager: "i don't want my fucking nipple tickled"
The Judd: "thats what the Juddfest is all about"

conclusion: The villager was found nippleless and a red raw arse - dead. the one and only juddfest lives on.
by taj_ February 23, 2007
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judder

The motion a female body makes during an intense orgasm.
her body juddered as she climaxed.
by Edward Samuelson August 22, 2006
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Juddin

The act of hanging out or chilling, while wearing shorts and sandals with sock.

Sentence:
Whats happenin? Not too much, just juddin.

Juddin round the house.

Dude lets fuckin jud.
Dude, your trying to jud? Bro... I'm already juddin.

Just juddin around town.
by Tree Squirrel November 28, 2014
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Juddobv

When something is as obvious as Chris Judd winning the 2004 AFL brownlow medal.
Chris: Brisbane are going to win the grand final again.
Gazza: Juddobv
by Dalo September 21, 2004
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